Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? (hilarious)

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.


2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Note: I got this as an mail forward. Whoever wrote this has an excellent sense of humour....

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Simple online tool to check your password strength

Passwords have become something inevitable in our tech savvy world !! We always need to use a strong password or else our security is at risk... If someone else cracks your password, then you could lose anything from your free email account to your $$$ from your bank account !!

So keep strong passwords, something hard to crack by any hacker. Here is a simple online tool from microsoft to check your password strength.

Just type in your password, it will show how strong your password is ?? It might show any of these :::: Weak - Medium - Strong - Best :::: Discard any 'weak' or 'medium' level passwords... Always keep a 'strong' or a 'best' level password. Then, don't worry... It is from Microsoft... They wont save your password somewhere else and misuse it... :)

Enjoy and be secure using a strong password.